If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

hspn:
Bonus hilarious photo: David Luiz goes joyriding with Yossi Benayoun and Fernando Torres.
My brother sent me this photo, which he saw on Reddit:
- This is exactly the face I would imagine David Luiz would have driving that vehicle. He’s literally doing a Silent Bob impression now.
- Clearly FT is trying to break his face again so he can wear the mask; why else would he get on board a vehicle that Luiz is driving without a seat belt?


saving-planets-deducing-hannibal:
Ghost Opera Vampire Dubstep
woah
Someone make a video of Cristiano Ronaldo’s crying girl tantrums and use this as soundtrack
france being selfish pieces of shit speaking their own language
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points