David Luiz, Yossi Benayoun and Fernando Torres go for a drive.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Random football challenge → Favourite captain [part I]: Carles Puyol
My brother sent me this photo, which he saw on Reddit:
Ghost Opera Vampire Dubstep
Someone make a video of Cristiano Ronaldo’s crying girl tantrums and use this as soundtrack
france being selfish pieces of shit speaking their own language
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free